Monthly Archives: January 2011

Rocco Baldelli peaced out today

Former Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays outfielder Rocco Baldelli retired today at the ripe old age of 29. Its notable because Baldelli was plagued by a series of weird illnesses and injuries throughout his too short career, and he never lived … Continue reading

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The Only Thing I Liked About Machete…

…Steven Freakin’ Seagal. Its a weird thing to type, let alone realize, but Seagal seemed to be the only one who was having fun in the movie. As drug lord Torrez, Seagal hissed his way through a Mexican accent and … Continue reading

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Resident Evil: Get A Life (I know that’s lame but I couldn’t think of anything more clever)

There are a lot of people out there that totally and completely hate Paul W.S. Anderson. I’m not entirely offended by him, and in fact I tend to enjoy some of his work, particularly the blood orgy scene from Event … Continue reading

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Tim and Eric Awesome Show … Great Job?

I just finished watching five episodes of the Adult Swim show, and I’m on the fence as to whether or not I think its funny. I’m also confused as to what kind of comedy it is. There are funny moments … Continue reading

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Speaking of…

…Terrance Malick, Ain’t It Cool News has an update about the reclusive auteur’s latest, “The Tree of Life“, which is due later this year. Apparently, Malick consulted with freakin’ rocket scientists about certain visual effects in the movie, which reportedly … Continue reading

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Terrance Malick’s The Thin Red Line

“I feel sorry for you kid. This army is going to kill you. Your smart, take care of yourself, nothing you can do for anybody else. You’re just runnin into a burnin house where nobody can be saved. What difference … Continue reading

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Speaking of…

…end of year lists, I’m linking a “worst of” movie list from Ain’t it Cool News because the writer, Massawyrm, always has some fun things to say about the worst, and there’s always movies on the list worth seeking out, … Continue reading

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