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A Word About Carl Crawford…
Okay, full disclaimer, Carl Crawford is the first baseball player I ever really liked. And even now, as he suits up nearly everyday for the god-awful, baby killing Red Sox, I still like CC, and find myself watching his at bats and … Continue reading
The Harry Balls Government Center of Fort Wayne, Indiana
I’m immature, I realize, for finding this Huffington Post story as amusing as I do, but how could you not want to visit this place if it really existed? Say there’s a Taco Bell, or Applebee’s on the same block, … Continue reading
Rocco Baldelli peaced out today
Former Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays outfielder Rocco Baldelli retired today at the ripe old age of 29. Its notable because Baldelli was plagued by a series of weird illnesses and injuries throughout his too short career, and he never lived … Continue reading
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Tagged Rocco Baldelli, St. Pete Beach, Tampa Bay Rays, Tropicana Field
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The Only Thing I Liked About Machete…
…Steven Freakin’ Seagal. Its a weird thing to type, let alone realize, but Seagal seemed to be the only one who was having fun in the movie. As drug lord Torrez, Seagal hissed his way through a Mexican accent and … Continue reading
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Tagged Grindhouse, Machete, Robert Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Tarantino
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Resident Evil: Get A Life (I know that’s lame but I couldn’t think of anything more clever)
There are a lot of people out there that totally and completely hate Paul W.S. Anderson. I’m not entirely offended by him, and in fact I tend to enjoy some of his work, particularly the blood orgy scene from Event … Continue reading
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Tagged Alaska, Ali Larter, Boris Kodjoe, Los Angeles, Milla Jovovich, Paul W.S. Anderson, Resident Evil: Afterlife, zombies
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Tim and Eric Awesome Show … Great Job?
I just finished watching five episodes of the Adult Swim show, and I’m on the fence as to whether or not I think its funny. I’m also confused as to what kind of comedy it is. There are funny moments … Continue reading
Speaking of…
…Terrance Malick, Ain’t It Cool News has an update about the reclusive auteur’s latest, “The Tree of Life“, which is due later this year. Apparently, Malick consulted with freakin’ rocket scientists about certain visual effects in the movie, which reportedly … Continue reading
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Tagged Aint it Cool News, Alien, Aliens, Ellen Ripley, Prometheus, Terrance Malick, The Tree of Life, Winona Ryder
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Terrance Malick’s The Thin Red Line
“I feel sorry for you kid. This army is going to kill you. Your smart, take care of yourself, nothing you can do for anybody else. You’re just runnin into a burnin house where nobody can be saved. What difference … Continue reading
Speaking of…
…end of year lists, I’m linking a “worst of” movie list from Ain’t it Cool News because the writer, Massawyrm, always has some fun things to say about the worst, and there’s always movies on the list worth seeking out, … Continue reading
Dean Koontz’s The Taking
I started reading Dean Koontz about a year and a half ago, happening upon a copy of “Watchers” in a used bookstore. I remembered the movie with Corey Haim and decided to pick it up. I was happy with it, … Continue reading
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Tagged Dean Koontz, Shadow Fire, Southern California, Stephen King, The Bad Place, The Taking, Watchers
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